Your eyes can get you spanked!

When you meet some of your wife's friends

and quite innocently start a long conversation

Even her friend will suspect the real reason for the meaningless conversation

The folded arms and look says your wife knows exactly how to deal with your behavior

Maybe the friend will be invited to watch you be spanked for such rude behavior. The friend might delight in bending forward to give you a look will watching you apologize before your spanking.

And then the 'good news'

She can even delight in showing you how to maintain eye contact

 knowing what is about to happen

bottoms up

 these three come from www.wititudes.com

Red

thought for the day

Are you obvious when you want to be spanked?

Yes, please

I can imagine Ronnie doing this, if she took up needlework.

and face it, sometimes, we should just say

as one reader pointed out, I cannot find any art work or captions where the man is saying this...

 The smile says it all

Substitute man for woman wherever it applies to your family situation

bottoms up

Red

fun dominant female captions for today part one

So many tumblrs, so little time... so today, let us have a version of dominant females

 this would be fun

 and remember

kiss the hand that is offered

a glass of wine, her phone to either take pictures or chat with friends    delightful for both of us

 now that has to be wonderful

 of course, even a talented tongue does not protect your bottom

bottoms up

Today's word is ...Fluctuations~~

I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian  lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was very irritated ..

She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen.  Today I only get hunat eighty?  Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."

The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!" 

Red

special friends are awesome

Sometimes a friend is all you need

to give you advice and help you remember the advice

and if you both screw up, then you both get to share the results of the adventure, and the ensuing anguish

let the learning begin whether it be OTK

 or bare bottomed over a sofa

the result is the same whether you are over twenty somenthing

or more mature

The age old methods still work
bottoms up

Red

Political correctness part two: I Dream

Some days, I just dream about how simpler life was without Political Correctness.

I can imagine the wonderful actor " Jackie Gleason" saying the following

now, the day seems to start for some people

 However, one of my top five favorite songs is : "What a wonderful world

so, one solution is to think and use the following word

and imagine this happening to them

followed by

the thought is delightful

 and will be effective

bottoms up

red

almost the paddle we own

Cindy used to consider this her favorite paddle, but it seems now to be he second favorite. She loved it, because it was heart shaped, and my spankings all always  being given because she loves me.

However, if you look closely, the difference is that ours has the metal studs on the entire leather paddle, and those around the heart have an extra added persuasive effect.


My weight is unfortunately back up, and this might become a part of our daily routine.

bottoms up

The good old days...

Red